There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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