i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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