i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
