I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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