this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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