awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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