He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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