I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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