Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I understand Curling. That high.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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