I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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