Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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