And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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