Me too!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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