talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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