I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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