Buhtt sex?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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