i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i've created a new STD.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Randomize
