I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
