i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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