Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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