I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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