Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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