When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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