1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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