he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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