Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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