Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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