i permit you to call me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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