butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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