My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize