google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I AM VODKA MAN
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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