Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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