He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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