big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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