Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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