I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i've created a new STD.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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