I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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