THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just high enough for therapy.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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