I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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