i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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