I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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