I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
