even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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