marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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