told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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