Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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