I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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