i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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