Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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