This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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