I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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