i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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