Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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