A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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