we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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